SEVEN

Thanks to IC and LL for this wonderful quiz. I got to kill sometime at my work today.


WARNING: LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

Seven things you plan to do before you die:

1. Get enlightened, so I can take criticism better and have less ego.
2. Join the FBI or CIA (as an agent or psychologist)
3. Be a TV psychologist, like Dr. Phil, but I want my show to be like Jerry Springer.
4. Open a spiritual book tea shop. People can coming to buy self-help books (& comic books) and drink teas.
5. Be more helpful in the TzuChi Foundation (work in their hospital?).
6. Develop my own therapy that intergrates Buddhism, psychodynamic therapy and cognitive behavioral psychotherapy. Publish it in B&N.
7. Get a big grant to run a randomized clinical trial testing the effect of Zen meditation on mental health.

Seven things you can't do:

1. grow hair back
2. Have insertive or receptive anal sex (actually, my coworkers said “ you should try it, and you may like it.”)
3. ski
4. write meaningful stuff with correct grammar.
5. dunk the basket, or dribble, or shoot well.
6. be a good comforter – everytime Joanne or my mom gets mad, I am not good at comforting them.
7. cannot think of what I cannot do – what a problem.

Seven things you can do:

1. Artwork (drawing & photography)
2. some maritial arts like judo and wingchun
3. practice meditation
4. Purchase, read, and rent many or thousands of Manga
5. Be a mental prostitute (i.e. listen to people’s horrible stories all day long, and still be ok at the end of the day)
6. Act dumb (or maybe I am really dumb?)
7. Be the MC for 300 people campfire event.

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex

1. have similar life attitude and views
2. Not evil or good hearted
3. Funny, but not too funny
4. Good interpersonal skills
5. have similar interests as me
6. intelligent
7. talented

Seven things you say most:

1. any sentences that related to “fuck,” such as “that’s fucked up” or “whatta fuck”
2. “of course.” – people hated that sometimes.
3. “It’s not the thing that gives you trouble, it’s your view of that thing that gives you trouble.” – said that to patients all the time.
4. “Happiness is a skill, not a trait.” – said that to patients all the time.
5. “Waaaa! Caooo…”
6. “hao Diao”
7. “Wassup”

seven celebrity crushes (in order, with some ties):

1. Angelina Jolie !!!!!! (I think she is really the only one. I have to make up the rest of them)
2. Charlize Theron
3. Elizabeth Hurley
4. Marisa Tomei
5. 林熙雷 & Sophie Marceau6. Scarlett Johansson & Gweneth Paltrow
7. 張曼玉 & Julianne Moore (Getting older with these two)

Seven people you want to take this quiz (here is the chain letter part I guess):

1. anyone who doesn’t want to take this quiz
2. anyone who want to take this quiz
3. anyone who already took this quiz (do it again in 2 years)
4. David & Sidney
5. TC gang
6. my family
7. Joanne